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Sweeps Alert: BURGLARIES!
Wife: "Ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod! Burglars are everywhere! What are we going to do?"Husband: "Okay. Hang on. Let's try to stay calm. Let me think."Wife: "I think we should build a moat around our neighborhood."Husband: "That's not a bad idea. But what can we do NOW?"Wife: "Let's pull the kids out of school and we'll all hide in the basement. We'll need to stock up on—"Husband: "Wait a second.