Retirement Watch: 76 Lethargic Days Left

As nice as it is to know that there's an end in sight, we can't help but wish Pat Persaud could speed this whole "retirement" process up a bit. Watching her stumble her way through the 10 o'clock news feels even more excruciating than usual. Why? Consider these examples from Wednesday night's ordeal:• When blandmaster Brian Mastre noted that paramedics had assisted a pregnant woman caught in a