Saturday Morning Nightmare

Talk about scary. We awoke Saturday morning, flipped on the tube, and were plunged into an unexpected nightmare. First, Channel 6 was running its usual weekend shitfest, only with an uglier-than-usual twist. Speech-impaired, fashion-challenged anchor Rachel Pierce showed up for work sporting perhaps the gaudiest, most-inappropriate, busy, deep-purple outfit we've ever seen on a TV newsperson.