She's Baaack! Omarosa Returns, Frightens Early Risers

A station insider reports that KETV's Elictia Hammond was missing from the morning shift on Thursday and Friday due to an allergic reaction. We don't know what she's allergic to, but whatever it is, we want to get a truckload of it and smear it all over the doors and parking lot of the station.Referring to our enthusiasm for having Brandi Petersen anchoring in the mornings, the aforementioned