Breaking stories on this morning's SuxNews Daybreak program:
Maltard Maddox's hair is back to normal and, according to Maltard, she doesn't want to "spind twinny becks" to see Hawt Teb Time Machine.
Meanwhile, Jimmy Thiedlecki reports hearing that Hot Tub is about as funny as The Hangover.
No wonder folks in the Heartland turn to SuxNews.