You can take the girl out of Joplin, but you can never quite flush Joplin out of the girl.
Channel Sux's farm-report-caliber morning anchorette Malorie Maddox, filling in on the midday news for Jimmy Thiedlecki on Tuesday, referred to Michigan Senator Carl Levin (sounds like "eleven" without the first e) as Carl "luh-VEEN."
Anyone following national news for more than a few months would