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The bad news: ThuckthNewthe Anchor Jimmy Thielecki returned from vacation Friday morning.

The good news: Channel Sux has been off the air intermittently all day, so those staying with the station saw more dead air than they saw of lithpy Jimmy and his annoying little sidekick, Maltard Maddox.

The station promos promise that viewers can count on SuxNews, but they omit the rest of the sentence,