What the hell is happening? There are so many instances of horrible reporting that we can't keep up...• An alert reader reminded us of KETV's Owen Lei, who kept referring to the engineer of a train as "the conductor."• On Friday's "Action 3 News" at 5 p.m., reporter Kayla Thomas was sporting a green coat with matching hat, the latter of which looked like the hats worn by the "Wild and Crazy"