Our predictions for 2011 :
At Channel Sux . . .
• The station's morning team will (mercifully) fall apart, starting with simple-minded anchorette Maltard Maddox's decision to become a simple-minded stay-at-home mom. Doing what it does best, Channel Sux will make a bad situation worse by naming bland reporter Ann McIntire to replace Maltard.
• J-Pa Knicely will announce his "retirement" in the