It's bad enough that morning blabberer Maltard Maddox is filling in at 10 p.m. this week in Tracy Madden's absence.
But then she decided to, like, play dress-up with her girlfriends and they, like, curled each other's hair and stuff, and talked about boys, and it was, like, SO much fun! It was just like getting ready for, like, prom or something!!! And then she, like, went on the air and we're